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But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!

Now this is a movie I would see.

I should not laugh this hard at work.

I laughed too hard at this not to reblog it. 

(via scarfulhu)

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no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

For real though

Ok guys I need to talk about this movie.

The Breakfast Club came out in 1985 and to this day is, in my opinion, one of the greatest damn movies ever to barely even have a script.

During the famous “dance” scene, Molly Ringwald, who played the “princess” Claire, was supposed to a small little dance by herself, but she was shy so all of them did some dancing together, creating one of the most famous film scene’s to date. It was improvised.

During the scene in the film where the characters sat down and told why they were there, there was NO SCRIPT. John Hughes told the cast to sit there and improvise why they thought their characters were there, creating that heart wrenching scene everyone could relate to.

EVERYONE can relate to this movie and thats the best damn thing. 

On March 24, 1984, five students entered a detention room thinking it was just another Saturday. Before the day was over, they broke the rules, bared their souls, and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible.


This movie is life. not even joking.

(Source: david-own-world, via eddie-vedder-is-god)

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emma watson:
gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
emma watson:
spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
emma watson:
manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
emma watson:
gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
emma watson:
overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
emma watson:
completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
emma watson:
delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
emma watson:
is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
emma watson:
is also ridiculously hot
emma watson:
is perfect human
crusty men living in their parents basements:
crusty men living in their parents basements:
i feel so threatened rn
crusty men living in their parents basements:
let's leak her nudes